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2013-01-23 21:10 | カテゴリ:外国生活
Chinese Muslims are very nice people. So unique today I went to go have ramen at this shop close to my house and an older Muslim man was there. He was so friendly and had this unbelieveable smile. After he gave me my ramen and I said thank you and then he smiled and it was like a LIGHT!! his smile was so big and bright. He then started to sing I do not know what he was singing but this old man could really sing and it made me feel so good. I thought to myself I get a great bowl of ramen and entertainment for less than $1 this is the life. Their ramen has cilantro and man it has a lot of flavor. PRETTY GOOD!! for Chinese ramen. Japanese ramen is still the BEST THOUGH!!! My story for the day.
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2013-01-05 22:48 | カテゴリ:外国生活
A:No water in this damn city for one or two days. JUST GREAT!!


Very bad I do not know what I will do. I think I am just going to order more bottled water and do something. FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!

Fucking hilarious!! My last month here and I am dealing with this bullshit!! OF COURSE!! YOUR LAST MONTH SUFFER!!

Dr B:How s toilet?

A:Not good!! And you know me I have to POO POO very bad in the morning. Every morning big poo poo for me. OH BOY!! HERE WE GO!!!

DrB:oh no- copple poo poo should you keep ????at house ????

A:Yes I will save the poo poo for the house. OH MY GOD!! HELP ME!!


DrB:woooow sound very bad! living with poo poo? wooooow wooooow JUST WOOOOOOW. oh no you have to Open the window! The good air circulation
Smell would be incorporated into the body through the nose smoke is a substance

teka mask!i got idea! you poopoo for prastick then thowaway when you leave house OK? oh my goodness stoooopid but Health is iiiinpoertant.IF YOU GOT SICK ?YOU NEVER LEAVE THERE!!!!

A:I just got news tomorrow there will be water. Thank God!!!

DrB:Glad to hear that.Please keep a bottle of water to put Kara for years. It is the water to flow through the stools.

2013-01-04 22:24 | カテゴリ:外国生活
A(Funny! My goodness I some new person trying get me to work for their school in the mountains somewhere near Handan. I am not working in no countryside China. HELL NO!!!! NO NO!! NOT HELL!! FUCKING HELL NO!!!Haha! she just asked me salary. I think she SHIT HER PANTS!! OMOSHIROI!!!

Dr B(oh why not? Mr SENSEI!!!!poor China child need you.but I know Just Do not lean over it. I worry you are Nickname is Cucumber man to Edible burdock!!because Watch out for diarrhea.

A( OH SHIT NO!!! I WOULD DIE THERE!
Oh NO!! danger she did not care about salary. Now she is not stopping. You come here!! You come here!! Help ME!!!
I am not sure but I think this woman just offered me to live in her house. HELP ME!!! Let me see go back to America and watch the Superbowl and eat pizza and be with cat or go to countryside China and probably die of some kind of food poisoning or something. OH HELL NO!!! It is SUPERBOWL TIME!!!As Kid Rock would "Are you fucking crazy?" This woman must be out of her mind.Hahaha! I just thought of something. This woman would have to be Pamela Anderson and she is not because Pamela Anderson AIN'T CHINESE!!!! SO HELLLLLLLL NO AGAIN!!Hey Double A are you going to countryside China and saying oh forget about the Superbowl that is stupid game. HELL NO!!!! As I like to say EAT SHIT!!!! Remember we had we had pin to wear at the guesthouse. OMOSHIROI!!

Dr B(oh he seems go gabogabo now.

2013-01-01 21:35 | カテゴリ:外国生活
A
(Today I had strange happening. I was shopping mall with a friend of mine. Then all of a sudden strange SPARKLY FACE WOMAN attacks me. She say HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!! I am bikkuri!! Too close! Then not stopping. Finally I ask my friend. Ask SPARKLY FACE is she student of mine? Then SPARKLY FACE SAYS NO!! Then she SCREAMS LAOSHUR!! which means teacher in Chinese. And starts more with HELLO HELLO HELLO!!! Then my friend tells SPARKLY FACE TO STOP!! YOU HAVE TO STOP! Finally she stopped. Pretty crazy though. Many people staring at me. Strange here in Handan is SPARKLY FACE WOMAN. They are the Orange women of Handan. I think maybe drugs.

Dr B
(I think so there are a lot of kind Natural herbs

A
(It was strange. I was getting scared and my friend was getting really pissed. OMOSHIROI!! Yes actually there is supposed to be good pot here. Some bad foreign teachers get some.

Yes some foreign teachers here are like bad ALTs in Japan maybe worse. Very crazy I would not do that.
2012-12-30 21:41 | カテゴリ:外国生活
A
(Ok I went to another Chinese wedding today. This one was different and I actually felt uncomfortable for a long time. One of the foreign teachers married a Chinese woman. She was a bit UGLY to. I feel sorry for him met her on the internet also. Anyway it was very degrading and humiliating for him. In front of so many people they made him get on one knee and say I love you several times to her while she just stood there. I MEAN SEVERAL TIMES! Oh my God I wanted to leave. I felt like it was piss on the foreigner day. I shortly left after feeling very uncomfortable. I feel very sorry for him.

Dr Braunie
(what shold she do?

A
(She does not have to do anything. It is just this tradition here in China where the man HAS TO SAY IN FRONT OF SO MANY PEOPLE!! I love you I love you I love you I love you!! Enough!!! Yes I understand. Would YOU GET SOME BALLS AND BE A MAN!! That is why in China the woman is in charge. It has to be even 50/50 but it is not. Woman in charge.
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